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刘宇龙
刘宇龙 3 дні тому
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Ian Brannan
Ian Brannan 7 днів тому
I hear the Hotel is the Wurst
Baby Boto
Baby Boto 15 днів тому
It’s not a castle it’s a palace but yeah, they’re still parasites upon the U.K. tax payer.
Alex Ninjas
Alex Ninjas 17 днів тому
How she reacted when trump visited...epic. that woman is a legend
Miguel Perez
Miguel Perez 18 днів тому
Steven can do a really good posh accent
Peter Russo
Peter Russo 22 дні тому
First sausage themed hotel? There’s a gay love hotel down the street that would like to have a word with you.
KVV4U7Z7R37SCHK3
KVV4U7Z7R37SCHK3 26 днів тому
Very impressive accents btw!
Duribethin
Duribethin 26 днів тому
Anyone else get a Metamucil ad during the queen's evacuation segment?
Robert Ric
Robert Ric 27 днів тому
I think hater just click on the video dislike and move on without watching it! This was funny!
Sarah Kerrigan
Sarah Kerrigan Місяць тому
was not expecting that meanwhile. sausage hotel sounds like a really bad friday night.
TheRealHiboman
TheRealHiboman Місяць тому
There’s our favorite Sondheim fan!
NoName James
NoName James Місяць тому
...knockwurst?
Solariis TrippleEight
Solariis TrippleEight Місяць тому
he should be wearing a purple suit
Amelia Garcia
Amelia Garcia Місяць тому
Why does "the helps" name gotta be Maria? You know they don't have Latinos working in the Castle. Well...maybe in the kitchen 😂🤣😃
Eun Zhang
Eun Zhang Місяць тому
THIS IS ONE OF THE BEST MEANWHILEs
Deborah Hoffman
Deborah Hoffman Місяць тому
The Queen should plan her escape on the X-wing fighter. Better plan.
hobbicles28
hobbicles28 Місяць тому
Hey Claus Böbel, Is that a hotel? No, it’s a literal sausage party. Lol Haha Heehee Uh huh.
Alexis Williams
Alexis Williams Місяць тому
I could watch an entire segment of Stephen doing posh British accents. SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY!
robin2012ism
robin2012ism Місяць тому
Yay for the art history joke.
Pat VelVet
Pat VelVet Місяць тому
Escape by yacht? 😁🤦‍♀️ the accent is so cute 😊
Adeena Adam
Adeena Adam Місяць тому
Of course, the Royal Family should escape first... why do they care about civilians in the country!
Jebooty
Jebooty Місяць тому
Jesus christ the queen is still alive
bisquitnspanky
bisquitnspanky Місяць тому
Jean-Michel Basquiat would love to hear about kids throwing cereal on his work!!! They should have left the cereal on there 😃
Irodoku Puzzle
Irodoku Puzzle Місяць тому
1333333 views!
XX 24
XX 24 Місяць тому
R.i.p
Remy Jones
Remy Jones 2 місяці тому
After doing zero research, I can conclude that Jay Z and Beyonce were the billionaire innquestion.
William Maurice
William Maurice 2 місяці тому
How is Delta still in business?
James Hubbell
James Hubbell 2 місяці тому
GOD BLESS PRESIDENT DONALD TRUMP
Pegasus
Pegasus 2 місяці тому
Do not feel obligated to the British enterprise. The British plundered and murdered nearly a quarter of the world for their own profit, let's not pass it off as the age of enlightenment?
Ivone de Figueiredo
Ivone de Figueiredo 2 місяці тому
Pointillism! Good one.
James Smithe
James Smithe 2 місяці тому
So when CBS blanks out his finger, do they think no one can figure out what he's doing?
hawkeye5955
hawkeye5955 2 місяці тому
From airborne sexual harassment to a sausage themed hotel in Germany. lol
Mark Dowse
Mark Dowse 2 місяці тому
First World problems............
Cheers Queers
Cheers Queers 2 місяці тому
Killing it with the accents in this video😂😂
COLOURED LIONESS
COLOURED LIONESS 2 місяці тому
Dont you just Love him?!?!? 😍😘
Em
Em 2 місяці тому
She's an old wrinkled funky white honky or should I say cave-dwelling caviar eating cracker
Caf3in3
Caf3in3 2 місяці тому
she's still alive ? she was old when i was a child and im 40
superhavi
superhavi 2 місяці тому
4:30 I know he said "Knackwurst" but I understood "Nacktwurst" (nude sausage). Well, I really don't want to pet your nude sausage!
Cs Mitchell
Cs Mitchell 2 місяці тому
Combine the Sausage Hotel concept with the Airline hookup concept and see where that story goes....
Dana Bennett
Dana Bennett 2 місяці тому
That so-called picture of Jean-Michel Basquiat? He died at age 28 (not 54!!!) in 1988!!! Geez, Stephen, wake up your producer!
misium
misium 2 місяці тому
Plane crush! Ha. Really? Nobody sees it? Crush? Crash?
Lela Kovarik
Lela Kovarik 2 місяці тому
I know how to restore paintings.
Monique Ruriha
Monique Ruriha 2 місяці тому
Focus in the Hugh successful USA President in Texas talk talk about the successful as always our President has in everything that he does, like soon your stupid and garbage show will be DOWN
Adrian Goldsmith
Adrian Goldsmith 2 місяці тому
Uou cxxx
Ph@tMantv
Ph@tMantv 2 місяці тому
I would love to see those filthy inbreeding child molesting greedy crooked royals get chased out of Britian TARRED and feathered.
Vi W
Vi W 2 місяці тому
As a Brit, I'm fed up of Brexit which is a travesty and the over 65s who voted it in put us in this positiin. As for the so called "royals", they can take a cruise off the planet and go to Pluto and rule there because I despise the concept of "royalty".
Jemppu
Jemppu 2 місяці тому
I'm watching this over and over: Stephens impressions are so DELICIOUS!
HENRY THE RC CAR
HENRY THE RC CAR 2 місяці тому
👂 👈 🤔
Reverend Howl
Reverend Howl 2 місяці тому
England can keep her, she probably wouldn't be welcome in an independant Scotland, independant but equal IN the EU.
Sunny
Sunny 2 місяці тому
As a german I am actually surprised there wasn't a sausage themed hotel before...
Queen Duncan Donut Of Scots
Queen Duncan Donut Of Scots 2 місяці тому
Lol
Burnell Browne
Burnell Browne 2 місяці тому
at least ENGLAND doesn't have trump helping out?
Julian Porter
Julian Porter 2 місяці тому
It’s tough sharing your country with 52% of racist morons .......
jcllings
jcllings 2 місяці тому
I'm waiting for this communist to say something funny. Still waiting...
George Chiqovani
George Chiqovani 2 місяці тому
OMG a video laden with accents :D me liky
pkunkbwok
pkunkbwok 2 місяці тому
your MOTHER'S a sausage hotel!
DoctorWeeTodd
DoctorWeeTodd 2 місяці тому
My Uncle met his wife when they were seated next to each other on a plane the first time they entered the United States.
DoctorWeeTodd
DoctorWeeTodd 2 місяці тому
+Cs Mitchell Ha. I wish I was that clever. No they were immigrating to America.
Cs Mitchell
Cs Mitchell 2 місяці тому
"entered the United States"....is that a euphamism?
Rae Lynn
Rae Lynn 2 місяці тому
My son and I are so addicted to the MEANWHILE, that we've started to use the word every time was want to talk about something that's not politics. Thank you Stephen for giving us even more to talk about!
January Baby
January Baby 2 місяці тому
So guys arent allowed to write their phone numbers on a napkin and give it to a girl now? That's deemed sexual harassment? Howabout everyone who thinks that's sexual harassment goes and lives in their own little country and the rest of us can live in the real world where people are allowed to have fun, take risks and laugh it all off.
Jean Roch
Jean Roch 2 місяці тому
That was one crazy ass segment ! Some days it feels like we're living in a Mel Brooks movie 🤣
Pyro gaming
Pyro gaming 2 місяці тому
Meanwhile we still have a queen in 2019 I thought we drooped the idea like 300 years ago.
Daemoncles RatHeir
Daemoncles RatHeir 2 місяці тому
In a Hole in the Ground There Lived a Hobbit and His Triumphant Chariot of Antimony: "Boulli, fowl, and cheese, all around. Bring a bottle Bordeaux and leave it parked and napkins for our collars. For the "Not-Nows," the crestfallen of a name and no insignia, to the Big Energy and the U.S.A...Usher forth the maths and sciences, where etiquette is a parchment! These attainers are old by centuries. Heap on a double helping and also make it an espresso to go" Why suffer a painful etiquette, a burden of great responsibility, and a neverending light of another's or all eyes in one's privacy when it can be left to those who would take them? If there is no need there is no game, and if there is no game there in no need. It is one thing to own valuable information and another to have to enforce with it or apply it in need.
rpbsjy
rpbsjy 2 місяці тому
News flash: they sold the Royal Yacht Britannia a long time ago to 'save money'...
EbbWeaver
EbbWeaver 2 місяці тому
Man it's pretty easy to tear down something you don't have a better answer for. I think the plane idea is funny. Let's not think about how much more we're stuck in our own world and how much our generations are having a hard time meeting people. He doesn't get it because he's an old piece of Liberal trash bandwagoning any idea he can tear down for attention. What a terrible person this guy is.
Chase
Chase 2 місяці тому
I wish I had the money to buy a vegan I know a round trip to stay at this hotel!
Liana Lanteigne
Liana Lanteigne 2 місяці тому
I’m good staying out of that hotel… I’m vegetarian
Michele
Michele 2 місяці тому
Elizabeth is badass! She will be ok. 💛🤜
calkinsb0713
calkinsb0713 2 місяці тому
Regicide!
Jeroen Tel
Jeroen Tel 2 місяці тому
@ 4:30 twitter.com/hashtag/wurstkoffer It was bound to be! Haha! XD
Jeroen Tel
Jeroen Tel 2 місяці тому
There will be no Brexit, but if it somehow would happen, the escape plan at least saves some art! Don't under-estimate the Tudors... meanwhile... ;-) Let "them" ride the waves! IF it would happen, which is quickly becoming very doubtful, now, given the general opinion of the British (among whom I have many friend in all the classes they possess)... She is never in a hurry, nor should she! With her track-record it's not quite nice to make fun of HER... Make more fun of her off-spring; That would be way more appropriate and I'm sure she would laugh about it, too, because she really *was* active in the 2nd World War against a true oppressor, Hitler. Just like the one you fight so well against with your absolute cunning wit and knowledge, Sir Colbert! Please don't compare her to ... let's just say "that!"... She has her good place in the world and she eats her dinner from Tupperware boxes (not kidding)
Lord of the Roars
Lord of the Roars 2 місяці тому
the queen is evil
I Created An Account For This
I Created An Account For This 2 місяці тому
It's clear the Coke marketing people who came up with that stupid campaign have never flown economy.
Noopur Raval
Noopur Raval 2 місяці тому
Sausage guy is Dwight
Veloflex
Veloflex 2 місяці тому
Oh glorious Germany, done it again
pop5678eye
pop5678eye 2 місяці тому
My guess is that it's not the Queen who needs to worry about her security when Brexit throws the UK into chaos. The Houses of Parliament will likely need to be guarded by the entire British military that day.
John Larkin
John Larkin 2 місяці тому
Meanwhile tell me (US) something about Fukushima that isn't apocalyptic in nature. I betcha can't. P.S The world needs to step up a fix that problem. Whatever it takes. JUST SAYING!
captlaserrage
captlaserrage 2 місяці тому
I remember reading ages back that the Queen's yacht can serve as a mobile command-centre in the event of the British Isles being nuked, and that the evacuation plan going into the north sea on that yacht has always been a contingency.
Tramaine Terrance
Tramaine Terrance 2 місяці тому
Hello, Humans. “You talking to me?” Taxi Driver, 1976 Fun fact: Robert DeNiro improvised this line. The script only said "Travis speaks to himself in the mirror" so DeNiro took some liberties and was ultimately successful.
North Pittman
North Pittman 2 місяці тому
Look at all the cry baby's in the comments
adrienne gellman
adrienne gellman 2 місяці тому
Jean-Michel Basquiat was a drug addict.He died of an overdose
ᅳ바보ᅳ
ᅳ바보ᅳ 2 місяці тому
Дайте мне поесть, у меня медведь в нефть превратился, это всё пиндосы воноваты!!! (Люблю вас, пиндосики)
ᅳ바보ᅳ
ᅳ바보ᅳ 2 місяці тому
Вы серьёзно? У американцев даже новости это комедия? Почему вы такие весёлые, ай да ну и ладно, медведя покормить надо, медведя кормлю а есть нечего. Завтра будет тепло "-30' надо будет поехать на танке в магазин, и кстати, вы не видели мою шапку ушанку, я её где-то в америке потеряла?ㅇㅡㅇ
ᅳ바보ᅳ
ᅳ바보ᅳ 2 місяці тому
Cs Mitchell hahahaha, and i'm a stupid russian. if you want I can try to translate it for you
Cs Mitchell
Cs Mitchell 2 місяці тому
+ᅳ바보ᅳ I believe that you misunderstand what I am doing. I was making a joke. I do not speak or read Russian. For me, seeing your comment (Cryllic?) makes no sense to me. I am not trying to make fun of you, I was making more fun of myself. (I have no idea what your comment says at all, that's kind of what makes it somewhat funny. I'm just a dumb American being silly)
ᅳ바보ᅳ
ᅳ바보ᅳ 2 місяці тому
Cs Mitchell and here there is nothing to believe, just a few stereotypes about us (Russians)
Cs Mitchell
Cs Mitchell 2 місяці тому
+ᅳ바보ᅳ maybe I should have said, I can't believe a word I'm seeing....
Cs Mitchell
Cs Mitchell 2 місяці тому
+ᅳ바보ᅳ lol....you just killed my joke with your reply.....
TheMrVengeance
TheMrVengeance 2 місяці тому
I'm just curious,.. but is it really that bad to give someone your number? Like, if you're not interested, you throw it away?
LIFE WITH MEVA
LIFE WITH MEVA 2 місяці тому
this was hilarious 😂😂😂
Claire Bear
Claire Bear 2 місяці тому
WE STAN STEPHEN
Deborah Roby
Deborah Roby 2 місяці тому
Brexit refers to the UK. Not England. Come on I expect better from you. Xxx
Rocky Lion
Rocky Lion 2 місяці тому
What happened to when this guy was funny??? Who writes for him? Brutal! Go back to Colbert report when you were funny. #yousuck
J.T. B
J.T. B 2 місяці тому
Deep state tool
Chris M
Chris M 2 місяці тому
The queen low-key look like Ken Jeong on that pic 😂🤣
Daniel Garcia
Daniel Garcia 2 місяці тому
Ok I've been watching this show for while and I have noticed that there is one audience members laugh that always stands out. You can hear it at 4:35 really clear. That laugh is in every episode is that audience member a regular or work there? Just something my ear caught over time.
Son of a Gun
Son of a Gun 2 місяці тому
we dont care about the queen. that meat place was more interesting
Doorhenge
Doorhenge 2 місяці тому
Delta attempting to fight the METOO movement and how its stifled our inner pervert.
Kinga Kristóf
Kinga Kristóf 2 місяці тому
Mr Colbert you're killing it with the accents.
astaraelsget
astaraelsget 2 місяці тому
That sausage hotel better be pet-friendly
Jaxon K
Jaxon K 2 місяці тому
the wurst business plan
Meredith Sexton
Meredith Sexton 2 місяці тому
XD XD XD XD XD XD
The Prime Suspect
The Prime Suspect 2 місяці тому
Orange man bad
BenderRodriguez10
BenderRodriguez10 2 місяці тому
That hotel is decorated with actual meatbags.
yidingcao
yidingcao 2 місяці тому
Stephen’s British accent though. lol
Piotr Swat
Piotr Swat 2 місяці тому
Hey! You better believe it!
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