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Trump Will 'Definitely' Declare A National Emergency, 'Probably'

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The President confirmed on Thursday that he will likely potentially certainly improbably possibly doubtfully absolutely declare a national emergency. For sure, maybe.
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Jayden Marvel
Jayden Marvel 20 годин тому
Wheels and walls? Maybe Mortal Engines where cities are on wheels
Kyle D
Kyle D День тому
He will go down in the US history as the most laughable president that was ever voted... I can see it now, the portraits of all those former presidents face palming in shame when they hung his portrait alongside them!!
Silent intrudeR
Silent intrudeR День тому
A whole nation voted for this idiot?! Makes you kind feel sad... or not! Hahaha, I enjoy every bit of it!
Timothy E Hook
Timothy E Hook День тому
So congress doles out 3 billion every year to Israel but shuts down the govt over 6 billion for US border security in a multi trillion dollar budget. Then you laugh as a "comedian" has to make crap up for his punchline....grasp on reality much?
ruby07241
ruby07241 День тому
Colbert 2020
Joe Tolley
Joe Tolley День тому
Little powder on your nose Colbert clean up your act.
Daniel Swope
Daniel Swope День тому
4:06 I've seen the actual footage, part of what trump said was cut out to make him look like he had no point.
NVR Game Play
NVR Game Play День тому
I think Trump might use the wall's incompletion to win the next election🤔 ...😆
Rebecca Farrell
Rebecca Farrell День тому
If it turns out all of our fears are true,Trump is found to have been knowingly and willingly working for the Russians as a Spy, could we legally prosecute those who placed the "✔" on the ballet, putting him in the oval office? It seems unforgivable. History books are watching us. These individuals disrespect the U.S.A. They disrespect the media, they Disrespect American politicians in general (95% of the "Right" side of the house) Disrespect Christianity and they disrespect the founders of this country along with all of us. Disturbing. If it all falls apart over this what needs to be done to prevent the rich and strong from influencing the minds of the poor and weak citizens in a democracy setting?? How could this have been prevented in a democracy??? Why is it taking so long for some serious, political or military intervention for them to save face? Where will all the partyless Republicans go?
meh!
meh! День тому
@11:09 lol. I don't think that's true. I don't know, but I just would feel much safer assuming walls came before wheels. lol.
meh!
meh! День тому
"reminds me of another great quote" hahahaha
Sgt.StickyTits
Sgt.StickyTits День тому
Can't wait to hear a monologue about Barr. Trump is SO MAD that Barr likes Mueller.
Belltom Papyrus
Belltom Papyrus День тому
NPC COLBERT
Zhou Gemma
Zhou Gemma 2 дні тому
Talk show hosts should be thankful to Trump by being a walking joke which makes their work easier :P
alphatrion100
alphatrion100 2 дні тому
His remark about young people. He's talking about Alexandria Ocasio Cortez!
Mark Jarrett
Mark Jarrett 2 дні тому
Hum. Let's c. The wall. Or an estimated 70. 000 a year on the cost of every blood sucking illegal. How many are truely in the country already. Why are they in the tire shop s of Fargo. Why are they in the lumber Mill s of Washington. Why are they at every business through out CA. I have now seen them on every dock through out Chicago. It is a truth. Obama saw it coming. Embraced it. Sold the black, the country out for it. Vote democratic. Here comes another 14000. Gonna just walk in. You are stupid short cited fools.
W8W8 What now?
W8W8 What now? 2 дні тому
Way too much highlighter on his eyes.
bassavino
bassavino 2 дні тому
The road to Trump's hell is paved with adverbs.
M C
M C 2 дні тому
Build that wall
Patrick Edgar Regini
Patrick Edgar Regini 2 дні тому
The Irony, is that for the last two decades, the general American sentiment was finally starting to come around a humbler self recognition and scrutiny of a more objective truth, and began talking about the immense harm our government has caused countries like Libya, Granada, Iraq, Sudan, Afghanistan supposedly against and contradicting our actual preference for our country, but when a President finally shows up seeking to disengage us from confrontation already in two places, North Korea and Syria, instead of helping and supporting, we ourselves start acting like hidden war mongrels pushing behind a meaningless facade of policy attacks. What was CNN expecting from ISIS? A "So long and thank you card" ?? The collective hysteria the country is submerged in and mindless unanimity of all medias and voices against our President, makes it obvious that what is happening to America regarding this, is actually a sociological crisis of collective cultural psychological nature that has been building up for decades, now capitulating in this event that should best be defined as a social copy cat cultural syndrome collapse, and not one of individual political intelligence and serious analysis regarding our President, which should have us instead debating his contrasting unorthodox unpolished style, political aims and policies, and the pro's and con's of it. Instead this has become sheer high school hysteria, already boarding its way into Congress. Thanks for the contribution CNN, and the rest ! ;-)
Mrs. Ann Marie Foster-Lopez-Delgado
He is hella funny!!! Goodness sakes!!😂
Mary Scheib
Mary Scheib 2 дні тому
AIR MEXICO COMES TO MY AIRPORT I WORK AT EVERY DAY
pixpusha
pixpusha 2 дні тому
@10:58 Is this some sort of Jedi mind trick?
Richard White
Richard White 2 дні тому
Too bad tRump's father forgot to put on his condom that night many years ago.
joe matters
joe matters 2 дні тому
Stephen is very funny ... Thank you for joking with the american people and putting spin on this administration... 💪
Malaika Angela
Malaika Angela 2 дні тому
So sad to hear ,watch and endure this kind of thing what the people are goin through. America....so mighty..Where are you now? Because of him I dont know which word to use to describe my sadness of what is goin on.Praying that things will get better.
RorysonTV
RorysonTV 2 дні тому
Trump and his party wish to congratulate you on your success and ratings, without Talking about Trump you would never have anything to talk about.
Chris Spiller
Chris Spiller 2 дні тому
wanker
Thomas Anderson
Thomas Anderson 2 дні тому
Congratulations America, you elected a fraud. You deserve this one.
Asti Upiastirin
Asti Upiastirin 2 дні тому
he needs to moisturize his eyes..
Martha Lucia Santos
Martha Lucia Santos 2 дні тому
Trump is a narcissist and gaslighting is his best tool!
CipherBytes
CipherBytes 2 дні тому
Trumptards are primarily senior citizens from the Baby Boomer generation. A generation that caused the most social strife in the country, raided the social security system, allowed the exodus of American jobs, and got us 22T in debt. It's no coincidence that we are polarized as a nation again. They cause the same thing in the 60's. They can't get along. This is their last effort to set the country ablaze again. All those drugs from the 60's warped their brains, which is why they are so easily manipulated by conspiracy theories. Thank God they are dying off. Their legacy is worthless. They're nothing like the Greatest WW2 generation, which was the best we ever had.
hwk
hwk 2 дні тому
Walls are provably older. We (people) had enough sense to go into caves, where walls occurred naturally; we made use of them. As far as manufactured walls, well, he didn't say that, did he?
Stephanie Ellison
Stephanie Ellison 2 дні тому
About 3:35 - That is ODD. Is Schumer and Pelosi Hindū?? Schumer is on your left, Pelosi on your right. This is how male and female deities are organized in Hindū temples. Uh-oh, unless they think they are gods... Why is Trump dressed like a red neck in this entire thing?
Cazuki
Cazuki 2 дні тому
Have about the same reaction as the middle woman at 6:05 after seeing that dance again
Liv
Liv 3 дні тому
i just lost so many brain cells
Bargoth Dragon
Bargoth Dragon 3 дні тому
If Trump claims the wheel is older than the wall, you KNOW the opposite has to be valid.
George  Eliot
George Eliot 3 дні тому
Keep those caravans coming. Please LOL
tauIrrydah
tauIrrydah 3 дні тому
Isn't that the Palpatine plan?
Thomas Goad
Thomas Goad 3 дні тому
Was Colbert ever funny?
dave west
dave west 3 дні тому
NO FACTS JUST MAKE HIM LOOK BAD CUZ HE ANT IN ILLUMINATI LIKE ALL U SHOWBISNESS MEN
Melissa Hall
Melissa Hall 3 дні тому
Trump is hilarious 😂. Build that wall!
Don Townsend
Don Townsend 3 дні тому
Have you Liberals even listened to the agents working on the Border who say the Wall Works everywhere it's already in place. even your Democrat Reps. from those areas admit it 's very effective like in the San Diego area. Saying the wall is immoral and ineffective is such a ridiculous argument it doesn't even merit a response ! Watch these videos to prove the need for the wall !. ukvid.net/video/відео--XOajUXEf9A.html ukvid.net/video/відео-bQoPOY0t8Hw.html ukvid.net/video/відео-_8jg2U1hvf4.html
t1910j
t1910j 3 дні тому
Trump the liar in chief.
Marty ponish
Marty ponish 3 дні тому
when colbert was born the doctor punched his mother then the nurse jumped in and punched her a couple of times
Bigg X
Bigg X 3 дні тому
They cant fly in? WHAT? what a ignorant asshole. Hey TRUMP, they dig tunnels under the existing walls right now. They use submarines in the gulf of mexico. They also do fly in... Just wait until DRONES start carrying bulk product. They will use those too. The only reason TRUMPTARD wants that wall is to put his name on it PERIOD! TRUMP for Prison 2020, his face will match his jumpsuit.
Leslie Joy Bates
Leslie Joy Bates 3 дні тому
Wait, he did
Luminiferous Aether
Luminiferous Aether 3 дні тому
🎱🦈
Luminiferous Aether
Luminiferous Aether 3 дні тому
Lol
Luminiferous Aether
Luminiferous Aether 3 дні тому
I’m thinking a long Contiguous chain of home-improvement stores
Shannon Sparks
Shannon Sparks 3 дні тому
I guess it is difficult to get an airplane when only boats usually wash up in people's yards ....
Shannon Sparks
Shannon Sparks 3 дні тому
Peachy + Hunky Dory - guess he didn't want to say Hunky :-D
unknown
unknown 3 дні тому
@ 2.58 *NOT MY TEMPO!!!!!*
Mog Kohaku
Mog Kohaku 3 дні тому
I love malaphors, like "we'll burn that bridge when we get to it"
Jesus Ernesto Tapia Ortiz
Jesus Ernesto Tapia Ortiz 3 дні тому
So where's the Mexican check ? 😀😀😀
Jesus Ernesto Tapia Ortiz
Jesus Ernesto Tapia Ortiz 3 дні тому
I just said bye bye. Jajajajaja 😂
Humpty Dumpty
Humpty Dumpty 3 дні тому
I do not mean mexico is the cut the cheque … Lmfao
H Winkel7
H Winkel7 3 дні тому
Wether you believe Trump is a good president or not, he is your president and you owe him respect. Don't slander the name of our country's leader. Finally we have a president who is willing to stick to what he campaigned on and we get people like Stephen. It is sickening for to watch this video as this man takes his internet power and hates on our country and turns America against itself.
Haurqermer swartz
Haurqermer swartz 3 дні тому
YEAH! A PHUQING WALL WORKED OUT FOR THE CHINESE & KIPPING OUT CHINGGIS KAHN & THE MONGOL HORDE!!! "HUMANS ARE HARDWIRED TO CIRCUMVENT OBSTACLES!!" PHUQING RETARDS, ANYONE THINKING A PHUQING WALL KEEP OUT PEOPLE & OR DOPE!!!
OM x
OM x 3 дні тому
I don't like DT but mocking his hair and the way he talks that's not gentle
Halucin8
Halucin8 3 дні тому
Colbert is nothing but a traitorous little tart - for someone this mediocre to get a show, it's required you are a Leftist.
Hanna Kemaw
Hanna Kemaw 3 дні тому
Remember, “they can’t fly in, obviously, for obvious reasons”😂😂😂😂 I can’t breath
c. j. macq
c. j. macq 3 дні тому
you know it used to be the old budget stayed in effect when a new budget couldn't be agreed upon. we should ask ourselves - how were INDIVIDUALS allowed to gain so much control over the American system. not even talking about democrats or republican now. but presidents have been given unbelievable power over foreign and domestic policy. given absolute war powers, trade decisions, and, with a flick of the pen, through "executive orders," can dictate domestic policy. and by simply refusing to sign a piece of paper they can hold our ENTIRE nation hostage and shut down the govt. and in congress a "majority leader" in the house and senate can kill legislation by just denying it a vote! did you ever vote for these extraordinary powers be given to just 3 people? or to allow oligarchs to buy our politicians and dictate policy through graft and bribery? THIS WHOLE SYSTEM IS ILLEGAL!
Jessi Frenzel
Jessi Frenzel 3 дні тому
So funny. Thanks for making us laugh when the situation is so depressing!
Palpy
Palpy 3 дні тому
Trumpists see Invasion USA and think is a documentary
Charles Moscowitz
Charles Moscowitz 3 дні тому
You would probably support the implementation of a Fascist state if it constituted a victory over President Trump.
Patrick Haines
Patrick Haines 3 дні тому
If he builds a wall I am starting a sliding board company, weeeeee!
Humble Mum
Humble Mum 3 дні тому
cant stand this puke Colbert
Tous
Tous 3 дні тому
Actually, this has always been on my mind, and I'm amazed that this hasn't come up yet for Trump. He's so fixated on immigrants coming into the country illegally and yet, he's FIXATED solely on MEXICO, as if a WALL can stop them (as if 'these people' are really taking jobs that we want). I could care less, maybe because this hasn't affected me personally or anyone I know; but if he's making this argument on illegal immigration: we have CHINESE people coming into the country (legally) but they've found a way to do it through a loop-hole in our system: vis-a-vis if you're born here you're automatically a citizen. I'll be honest, I feel a little icky about it. It feels like something is being taken advantage of, but what can you do? Everyday there's like 10 babies (probably more) being born here and gaining national citizenship and I'm sure it's not just from China, but this one I know is a huge thing over there. Every family over there wants their child to seek better Education overseas and one way of doing that is slipping them into the country at birth providing them with a hidden U.S. passport that can be used later in life. So we're putting our attention on Mexico when China businesses are buying up everything in Hollywood and rich Chinese families are buying real-estate in our land? Do you see how I used "our land" hahaha, that would get his crowd rolling for months. I'm saying this to prove my argument, or why listen to me? I got nothing against China, I think these families whom are doing that are SMART and they have all the right to do this since there's really nothing stopping them (except if you're caught with having two-passports then you'll be fined and imprisoned); so I feel for them for taking that risk, but it's hardly enforced. They really want their child to have a better education so as an option in the future, U.S. is highly sought after. Good for them :) But I'm amazed at how this has NEVER come up... I mean if his supporters are backing him primarily for this wall (which is really all that he can offer) imagine how his supporters would feel about Trump for never talking about this concern with wider implications where highly-educated people whom have lived most of their life outside of this country (because really it's not their home) will be coming over in the near future and taking head-of-state/well-paying/high-tech industry jobs from citizens whom have lived here their entire lives... I mean, someone should just beat him at his own game and make him look silly by picking a better fight against immigration. I've never worded this to anyone before, I'm really only speaking from the knowledge that I know and it's not much, but the foundation is there for this to be a concern for anyone who cares. Me, personally, I think the world belongs to everyone and we should live without borders, but... ce la vie.
Michael B.
Michael B. 3 дні тому
Shut up...goofy, crybaby, liberal dribble..I see why liberals are hated much more than Trump is..you clowns take pride in being weak and stupid..I will never understand that...btw America is the only country that allows people to flow in unchecked, Professor
Michael B.
Michael B. 3 дні тому
LOL Colbert and Kimmel : America's biggest crybabies !!! Both of them are typical feminine liberal ''men''
Azizsani Calloway
Azizsani Calloway 3 дні тому
Some days I still can't believe Donald Trump's is our president it's like one big joke
Michael B.
Michael B. 3 дні тому
Get used to it. little fella..Trump will be re-elected easily, then Pence will get four years...Have you seen the anti-American freak show on the left ?..They will never get power again...The Dem. Party is the joke.
Michael B.
Michael B. 3 дні тому
I can't believe we have goofy liberals that think it's cool to be weak and poor..
Michael B.
Michael B. 3 дні тому
You should have seen our last President !!!..He told us we need to be weaker and poorer and that socialism works..His wife had countless speeches on how much she hated America...He made a deal with Iran, that will go down as the worst deal ever made in the history of deals...We had the slowest recovery from a recession in history..He hated our police and weaken our military...I'm good with Trump ..Thank You !!
heavygold chris
heavygold chris 3 дні тому
Sad that this is the monster who represents America
Michael B.
Michael B. 3 дні тому
LOL..Our last President hated America and told us we need to be weaker and poorer.. I'm good with Trump...Thank You !!
Quentin Styger
Quentin Styger 3 дні тому
Trump accurately represents America and at least 40% of Americans.
Michael B.
Michael B. 3 дні тому
55%..the msm lies to us
Brother Celestin
Brother Celestin 3 дні тому
Stephen "A Idiot in a Silk Suit " Colbert is a Leftist Propagandist Democrat... claims he has the MORAL HIGH GROUND over his fellow countryman , no suprise, CNN,NBC, MSNBC, CBS, ABC, have all the same rhetoric. Fake News Medias.
marisa benson
marisa benson 3 дні тому
He had john dory with peach sauce...not he eats burgers.
marisa benson
marisa benson 3 дні тому
Heres the story......and that's what it is but being trump it will have no conclusion.
Bobby Nikolopoulos
Bobby Nikolopoulos 3 дні тому
So much misinformation. I feel bad for people who just eat this shit.
Bobby Nikolopoulos
Bobby Nikolopoulos 3 дні тому
Wouldn't be laughing if your home was towards the border and they were heading towards your community. Fucken joke.
E. Uriarte
E. Uriarte 3 дні тому
I almost feel sorry for this orange chimpanzee...almost
Michael B.
Michael B. 3 дні тому
+E. Uriarte I'm not a liberal,..I don't need people to feel sorry for me..Liberals always blame their problems on other people and play the victim...I hate the crybaby liberals, they are hated more than Trump is.
E. Uriarte
E. Uriarte 3 дні тому
+Michael B. i almost feel sorry for you too my friend..
Michael B.
Michael B. 3 дні тому
Don't worry, most Americans feel very sorry for the weak,crybaby liberals...They are so bad, that they will get Trump re-elected easily...All they can do is call people racists and break windows...Liberal men are famous for being weak and feminine.
Why so serious
Why so serious 3 дні тому
Seriously how could someone like Trump got in the White House? I say this as an outsider but what happened. People disliked Hillary that much?
Michael B.
Michael B. 3 дні тому
+acct4u I thank God everyday, that the witch isn't in the White House...That would have been the end of the America that we love...Trump has saved America...Obama was pretty and well spoken, and he was our worst President ever...I'm good with Trump...being pretty and well spoken only goes so far....Trump will be re-elected easily, simply because the left is such an anti-American mess.
Michael B.
Michael B. 3 дні тому
YES... and the crybaby liberals here can't do anything but call people racist...We hate the msm and the anti-American crybaby liberals MUCH more than Trump..Hillary was a bad nightmare...Liberalism is near death in America, but our msm won't tell you that..Trump will be re-elected easily...The Dems have no message..just hate.
acct4u
acct4u 3 дні тому
yep...she has too much 'baggage"....but she would have been better than dump..at LEAST she knows how to BEHAVE!!!!!!!
Mad Rex
Mad Rex 3 дні тому
Our country is ruined due to all these idiots that voted Trump in office.
Mad Rex
Mad Rex 2 дні тому
+Michael B. Lmao, why is everyone that is against Trump and sees him for what he is a crybaby liberal that wants socialism? Not to mention idiots like you try using liberalism as a bad thing. Maybe you should look up what it means. This country is founded on the principles of liberty and justice for all, maybe you forgot that. If you want dictatorship then maybe you need to move to Russia, China, or N. Korea. Why dont you try to make some valid points instead of attacking a op on their comments. How can anyone still believe his rhetoric and lies is beyond me. Let me wrap this whole thing up in a way you would understand it. Trump bad, Get Trump out of office, good.
Michael B.
Michael B. 3 дні тому
LOL the crybaby liberals want socialism...that will take us down instantly...Only the weakest and dumbest don't like Trump..he will be re-elected easily..Crybaby liberals and the msm are hated more than Trump is...Don't forget that, Rex.
Mad Rex
Mad Rex 3 дні тому
Maybe he is right, how else would you move a wall next to a other wall, you need a wheel to do that :P
Danish A
Danish A 3 дні тому
Dumb AF
DozyProductions
DozyProductions 3 дні тому
This dude is just a 'funnier' CNN. How are all you clowns watching him?
Leslie Pavelko
Leslie Pavelko 3 дні тому
‘I am the king of technology, I know everything, I am your SUPREME LEADER ‘
Keisha Peterson
Keisha Peterson 3 дні тому
how can the new caravan be so dangerous when I did not even hear anything that happened with the other caravan
Divine lokuku
Divine lokuku 3 дні тому
He just wants people to remember that he built the Great Wall of America
Daniel Rivera
Daniel Rivera 3 дні тому
Declare the emergency and protect our citizens from attacks against foreign invaders.
Jutta G-W
Jutta G-W 3 дні тому
Do America have a national emergency now?
Darlene Boutin
Darlene Boutin 3 дні тому
I don’t agree with the state of our country but he sure does keep these people on tv in business.
Pedro Fragoso
Pedro Fragoso 3 дні тому
Trump is the dumbest Russian asset ever!
Swapnil N
Swapnil N 3 дні тому
lol, in india, we also have nut-crack like Donald Trump
PTM45 smi
PTM45 smi 4 дні тому
i'd better not let my english students listen to these mangled idioms or i'd have a hell of time explaining everything
Worldatmyfingertips7
Worldatmyfingertips7 4 дні тому
Omg! I can see all the late night show comedians are having a feast with this ongoing crisis and "Trumpisms". The "joke-o-meter" is breaking new records with this one, lol.
john1955ize
john1955ize 4 дні тому
fuck mofo
Gunz
Gunz 4 дні тому
A wheel is older than a wall. I am speechless.
nichole Roberts
nichole Roberts 4 дні тому
I am just waiting for him sing the wheel on bus..lol
acct4u
acct4u 3 дні тому
OHHHHHHHHHHH...I havnt heard that in YEARS!!!!!!!!!!!!! lmao!!!!!
Jacki Sears
Jacki Sears 4 дні тому
Him NOT getting his way is NOT a "National Emergency "!
nichole Roberts
nichole Roberts 4 дні тому
He says he don't have tremper Tantrums then why are we in this mess right now
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