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Trump Will 'Definitely' Declare A National Emergency, 'Probably'

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The President confirmed on Thursday that he will likely potentially certainly improbably possibly doubtfully absolutely declare a national emergency. For sure, maybe.
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Sarah Coulis
Sarah Coulis 9 днів тому
Do you remember the skit Will Ferrell did years ago? The one where he would yell 'I CAN'T CONTROL THE VOLUME OF MY VOICE'? Reminds me of Trump.
Martin D
Martin D 9 днів тому
What are garlic nuts?
Masato Indou
Masato Indou 14 днів тому
When he says “bye bye” 😂 what’re you 5?
Grayson Harris
Grayson Harris 20 днів тому
Walls are older than wheels
toni
toni 28 днів тому
I don't know how this guy managed to sneak in the white house :))
J em60 Mphy
J em60 Mphy Місяць тому
No one even watches this stupid late night tv show
James James
James James Місяць тому
I'm not a big fan of Trump and did not vote for him, but he's your president. He might even win the next election if everyone keeps up all the butthurt about him being president. For him, there's no such thing as bad publicity. Good or bad, he loves the attention. He's a pompous, narcissistic character and thrives off of every single piece of praise and butthurt criticism you put out there. He purposely says outlandish shit so that at least a few of you (the majority of you by the looks of this comment section) lose your mind all over social media, the UKvid comment section, and in real life so you look like just as much of a fucking clown as he does. Just trying to prevent you from losing the next election.......... ;)
CORPORAL PULLER
CORPORAL PULLER Місяць тому
Bill Maher and Stephen Colbert say there is no National Emergency for the rich, which is true in Beverly Hills, Malibu, Palisades. 👉Compton, East Los Angeles, Bronx, Chicago East side, DEAL WITH IT !
Azure Balmung
Azure Balmung Місяць тому
Thank god we've got video of Trump, otherwise we'd have trouble convincing future generations that he was real.
Vale
Vale Місяць тому
NPC master
Martin Smith
Martin Smith Місяць тому
If anyone knows crazy; TRUMP knows crazy !!
Daniel Mucherl
Daniel Mucherl Місяць тому
well now he did declare it. SAD
B K
B K Місяць тому
Trump and his administration is a disaster!
B K
B K Місяць тому
Rogaine can't work that fast if he loses all of the carpet on his head.
B K
B K Місяць тому
You shouldn't put Trump anywhere near a helicopter. His hair might fly away. Lol
Penguine Sandra
Penguine Sandra Місяць тому
hahahaha...funny stuff. #tRumpresign
Cool Moves Vancouver
Cool Moves Vancouver Місяць тому
This show is no longer relevant...find some new content...anyone can be "funny" in front of a liberal audience...
Patricia Gamber
Patricia Gamber Місяць тому
Look up definition for sociopath, and trumps picture would be there! Never trust a man who wears more eye concealer than most women! Trump is a chump of a punk!! Go Mueller!!! Impeach the sadist excuse for a leader in the history of mankind
Cole W
Cole W Місяць тому
The wall would be useless anyways. Many undocumented immigrants overstay their visa
Jeffrey Gassenheimer
Jeffrey Gassenheimer Місяць тому
No, clearly the mexicans can't fly in cause the goverment is shut down
What It Is !?!?!
What It Is !?!?! Місяць тому
Instead of funding a wall the opposition wants the caravan access to USA : FUNDS shud go for the (mostly military aged men in the caravan) for: Furnishings & Housing Water/garbage/heating/electricity Food Transportation Translation Service Court Lawyers Clothing/Laundry/Soap & Toiletries Hair Cuts Dental/Vision Care & Eyewear Medical Care & Medications Employment & Training Education & Books/Supplies Entertainment/Radios/Papers Drug & Alcohol Rehab Abuse Counseling Background Checks Disability Assessment Burial Services Birthing Centers Valid identifications verification Disease Testing As far as “asylum” claims.... Mexico is currently giving them that.
Shade Beast
Shade Beast Місяць тому
This would be over if someone told Trump Obama could hold his breath for 11 minutes.
M8mod
M8mod Місяць тому
2:50
Dan Hawkins
Dan Hawkins Місяць тому
Still wonder where the $$$$ will actually go. Maybe to pay Russia? Ivanka will help with that.
Dan Hawkins
Dan Hawkins Місяць тому
Steel can be compromised easily. Look at 9/11.
bebe rivera
bebe rivera Місяць тому
Wait... so what actually happened with Caravan 1.0?! This is just annoying at this point
ilove2929
ilove2929 Місяць тому
The Shutdown... the world is enjoying this new reality tv show! This new season in particular has a very intriguing start
Golden W
Golden W Місяць тому
*The United States is so awesome because of the President*
Master of Disguise
Master of Disguise Місяць тому
What an outrage! Garlic knots are delicious!
bebe rivera
bebe rivera Місяць тому
Ok so... no one is going to entertain the idea that he's legitimately starting to become senile?! I swear I'm not trying to be funny.... this kind of behaviour, mixed with shaky voiced colloquial statements, descriptive body language, and literal words that make sense if only JUST strung together with no real SENSICAL point. ... exactly!!! There is no point besides giving this idiot the BELIEF that this world is really going to engage in legit fukkin STOOOOOOOPID behaviour just to make Him (trump believes he's holy) feel better.... FUCK YOU DONALD J. TRUMP!!!!
The Mad Mystic
The Mad Mystic Місяць тому
It must have been a small table, for this out of shape 70+ year old man to "slam" it.
Victor Pantojas
Victor Pantojas Місяць тому
...."IT'S GOT ELECTROLYTES !"
Victor Pantojas
Victor Pantojas Місяць тому
Verde the Star Warrior
Verde the Star Warrior Місяць тому
FINALLY someone acknowledged the national emergency! Just wasn’t expecting the emergency himself to do it
Florence ECA
Florence ECA Місяць тому
I am sure Trump enjoy Colbert show.
Everinne
Everinne Місяць тому
*tHe EcOnOmY uSeD tO bE pEaChY dOrY* Edit: *hIs MoUtH cOnTiNuEd To Do WoRds*
Héloïse Vitel-Sturm
Héloïse Vitel-Sturm Місяць тому
Everytime Trump opens his mouth, I either tune it out because my mind does that with stupid people, or I just sit in amazement at the things coming out of them.
Debra Williams
Debra Williams Місяць тому
COHEN NEEDS TO SPLIT THE TRUTH TO FBI MULLER. .....BECAUSE COHEN KNOWS THE TRUTH.
Debra Williams
Debra Williams Місяць тому
THE WALL OS NOT IMPORTANT. .....THE FIVE BILLION DOLLARS HE ASKING IS IMPORTANT TO THIS LYING CORRUPTED THIEVING LEADER OF USA TO PUT IN HIS POCKET.......
Debra Williams
Debra Williams Місяць тому
TSA SHOULD SHUT DOWN BECAUSE THE GOVERMENT SHUT DOWN.
Juan
Juan Місяць тому
6:06 that girl on the right looks like she lost her soul lol
Dick Jokes And Bondo
Dick Jokes And Bondo Місяць тому
What’s wrong with reinventing the wall?
I y a n a
I y a n a Місяць тому
Bye bye
STEPHEN DEDALUS
STEPHEN DEDALUS Місяць тому
So sad. Its like the passengers voted for the chimp in the hold to fly the plane instead of the captain.
Mark Pickard LIFE Jr. College
Mark Pickard LIFE Jr. College Місяць тому
Thanks Colbert! Don't let up.
Mickey Kindley
Mickey Kindley Місяць тому
Or spell
Tamar Rios
Tamar Rios Місяць тому
"It's another caravan. They're*FASTER*. More *FURIOUS*. Get ready for: *2Cara 2Van* 😂😂😂👌
Seetiyan
Seetiyan Місяць тому
I know Stephen must be crying on the inside, but on the surface, he's having way too much fun reporting on this. Also, with the way he puts imaginary props away, I was hoping he'd struggle and push that imaginary table off camera too.
Michael Smallman
Michael Smallman Місяць тому
Trump bankrupted 6 companies through his impressive negations skills. He is running the country like a business, now nearly 900,000 people are going without pay.
BearJoyner00
BearJoyner00 Місяць тому
I don't like Trump either, but it's just rude to kinkshame.
Matthew Park
Matthew Park 2 місяці тому
Wow, he just did a Pod Save America “OK, Stop!”
Camp Elias
Camp Elias 2 місяці тому
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Jayden Marvel
Jayden Marvel 2 місяці тому
Wheels and walls? Maybe Mortal Engines where cities are on wheels
Kyle D
Kyle D 2 місяці тому
He will go down in the US history as the most laughable president that was ever voted... I can see it now, the portraits of all those former presidents face palming in shame when they hung his portrait alongside them!!
Silent intrudeR
Silent intrudeR 2 місяці тому
A whole nation voted for this idiot?! Makes you kind feel sad... or not! Hahaha, I enjoy every bit of it!
Timothy E Hook
Timothy E Hook 2 місяці тому
So congress doles out 3 billion every year to Israel but shuts down the govt over 6 billion for US border security in a multi trillion dollar budget. Then you laugh as a "comedian" has to make crap up for his punchline....grasp on reality much?
ruby07241
ruby07241 2 місяці тому
Colbert 2020
Joe Tolley
Joe Tolley 2 місяці тому
Little powder on your nose Colbert clean up your act.
Daniel Swope
Daniel Swope 2 місяці тому
4:06 I've seen the actual footage, part of what trump said was cut out to make him look like he had no point.
NVR Game Play
NVR Game Play 2 місяці тому
I think Trump might use the wall's incompletion to win the next election🤔 ...😆
Rebecca Farrell
Rebecca Farrell 2 місяці тому
If it turns out all of our fears are true,Trump is found to have been knowingly and willingly working for the Russians as a Spy, could we legally prosecute those who placed the "✔" on the ballet, putting him in the oval office? It seems unforgivable. History books are watching us. These individuals disrespect the U.S.A. They disrespect the media, they Disrespect American politicians in general (95% of the "Right" side of the house) Disrespect Christianity and they disrespect the founders of this country along with all of us. Disturbing. If it all falls apart over this what needs to be done to prevent the rich and strong from influencing the minds of the poor and weak citizens in a democracy setting?? How could this have been prevented in a democracy??? Why is it taking so long for some serious, political or military intervention for them to save face? Where will all the partyless Republicans go?
meh!
meh! 2 місяці тому
@11:09 lol. I don't think that's true. I don't know, but I just would feel much safer assuming walls came before wheels. lol.
meh!
meh! 2 місяці тому
"reminds me of another great quote" hahahaha
Sgt.StickyTits
Sgt.StickyTits 2 місяці тому
Can't wait to hear a monologue about Barr. Trump is SO MAD that Barr likes Mueller.
Belltom Papyrus
Belltom Papyrus 2 місяці тому
NPC COLBERT
Zhou Gemma
Zhou Gemma 2 місяці тому
Talk show hosts should be thankful to Trump by being a walking joke which makes their work easier :P
alphatrion100
alphatrion100 2 місяці тому
His remark about young people. He's talking about Alexandria Ocasio Cortez!
Mark Jarrett
Mark Jarrett 2 місяці тому
Hum. Let's c. The wall. Or an estimated 70. 000 a year on the cost of every blood sucking illegal. How many are truely in the country already. Why are they in the tire shop s of Fargo. Why are they in the lumber Mill s of Washington. Why are they at every business through out CA. I have now seen them on every dock through out Chicago. It is a truth. Obama saw it coming. Embraced it. Sold the black, the country out for it. Vote democratic. Here comes another 14000. Gonna just walk in. You are stupid short cited fools.
W8W8 What now?
W8W8 What now? 2 місяці тому
Way too much highlighter on his eyes.
bassavino
bassavino 2 місяці тому
The road to Trump's hell is paved with adverbs.
M C
M C 2 місяці тому
Build that wall
Ann Lake
Ann Lake 2 місяці тому
around drumph and his hideous family... exept for tiffany... she can stay
Patrick Edgar Regini
Patrick Edgar Regini 2 місяці тому
The Irony, is that for the last two decades, the general American sentiment was finally starting to come around a humbler self recognition and scrutiny of a more objective truth, and began talking about the immense harm our government has caused countries like Libya, Granada, Iraq, Sudan, Afghanistan supposedly against and contradicting our actual preference for our country, but when a President finally shows up seeking to disengage us from confrontation already in two places, North Korea and Syria, instead of helping and supporting, we ourselves start acting like hidden war mongrels pushing behind a meaningless facade of policy attacks. What was CNN expecting from ISIS? A "So long and thank you card" ?? The collective hysteria the country is submerged in and mindless unanimity of all medias and voices against our President, makes it obvious that what is happening to America regarding this, is actually a sociological crisis of collective cultural psychological nature that has been building up for decades, now capitulating in this event that should best be defined as a social copy cat cultural syndrome collapse, and not one of individual political intelligence and serious analysis regarding our President, which should have us instead debating his contrasting unorthodox unpolished style, political aims and policies, and the pro's and con's of it. Instead this has become sheer high school hysteria, already boarding its way into Congress. Thanks for the contribution CNN, and the rest ! ;-)
Mrs. Ann Marie Foster-Lopez-Delgado
Mrs. Ann Marie Foster-Lopez-Delgado 2 місяці тому
He is hella funny!!! Goodness sakes!!😂
Mary Scheib
Mary Scheib 2 місяці тому
AIR MEXICO COMES TO MY AIRPORT I WORK AT EVERY DAY
pixpusha
pixpusha 2 місяці тому
@10:58 Is this some sort of Jedi mind trick?
Richard White
Richard White 2 місяці тому
Too bad tRump's father forgot to put on his condom that night many years ago.
joe matters
joe matters 2 місяці тому
Stephen is very funny ... Thank you for joking with the american people and putting spin on this administration... 💪
Malaika Angela
Malaika Angela 2 місяці тому
So sad to hear ,watch and endure this kind of thing what the people are goin through. America....so mighty..Where are you now? Because of him I dont know which word to use to describe my sadness of what is goin on.Praying that things will get better.
Jacki Sears
Jacki Sears Місяць тому
👍
RorysonTV
RorysonTV 2 місяці тому
Trump and his party wish to congratulate you on your success and ratings, without Talking about Trump you would never have anything to talk about.
Chris Spiller
Chris Spiller 2 місяці тому
wanker
Thomas Anderson
Thomas Anderson 2 місяці тому
Congratulations America, you elected a fraud. You deserve this one.
Asti Upiastirin
Asti Upiastirin 2 місяці тому
he needs to moisturize his eyes..
Malusa
Malusa 2 місяці тому
Trump is a narcissist and gaslighting is his best tool!
CipherBytes
CipherBytes 2 місяці тому
Trumptards are primarily senior citizens from the Baby Boomer generation. A generation that caused the most social strife in the country, raided the social security system, allowed the exodus of American jobs, and got us 22T in debt. It's no coincidence that we are polarized as a nation again. They cause the same thing in the 60's. They can't get along. This is their last effort to set the country ablaze again. All those drugs from the 60's warped their brains, which is why they are so easily manipulated by conspiracy theories. Thank God they are dying off. Their legacy is worthless. They're nothing like the Greatest WW2 generation, which was the best we ever had.
hwk
hwk 2 місяці тому
Walls are provably older. We (people) had enough sense to go into caves, where walls occurred naturally; we made use of them. As far as manufactured walls, well, he didn't say that, did he?
Stephanie Ellison
Stephanie Ellison 2 місяці тому
About 3:35 - That is ODD. Is Schumer and Pelosi Hindū?? Schumer is on your left, Pelosi on your right. This is how male and female deities are organized in Hindū temples. Uh-oh, unless they think they are gods... Why is Trump dressed like a red neck in this entire thing?
Cazuki
Cazuki 2 місяці тому
Have about the same reaction as the middle woman at 6:05 after seeing that dance again
Liv
Liv 2 місяці тому
i just lost so many brain cells
Bargoth Dragon
Bargoth Dragon 2 місяці тому
If Trump claims the wheel is older than the wall, you KNOW the opposite has to be valid.
George  Eliot
George Eliot 2 місяці тому
Keep those caravans coming. Please LOL
tauIrrydah
tauIrrydah 2 місяці тому
Isn't that the Palpatine plan?
Thomas Goad
Thomas Goad 2 місяці тому
Was Colbert ever funny?
dave west
dave west 2 місяці тому
NO FACTS JUST MAKE HIM LOOK BAD CUZ HE ANT IN ILLUMINATI LIKE ALL U SHOWBISNESS MEN
Melissa Hall
Melissa Hall 2 місяці тому
Trump is hilarious 😂. Build that wall!
Don Townsend
Don Townsend 2 місяці тому
Have you Liberals even listened to the agents working on the Border who say the Wall Works everywhere it's already in place. even your Democrat Reps. from those areas admit it 's very effective like in the San Diego area. Saying the wall is immoral and ineffective is such a ridiculous argument it doesn't even merit a response ! Watch these videos to prove the need for the wall !. ukvid.net/video/%D0%B2%D1%96%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE--XOajUXEf9A.html ukvid.net/video/%D0%B2%D1%96%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-bQoPOY0t8Hw.html ukvid.net/video/%D0%B2%D1%96%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-_8jg2U1hvf4.html
t1910j
t1910j 2 місяці тому
Trump the liar in chief.
Marty ponish
Marty ponish 2 місяці тому
when colbert was born the doctor punched his mother then the nurse jumped in and punched her a couple of times
Bigg X
Bigg X 2 місяці тому
They cant fly in? WHAT? what a ignorant asshole. Hey TRUMP, they dig tunnels under the existing walls right now. They use submarines in the gulf of mexico. They also do fly in... Just wait until DRONES start carrying bulk product. They will use those too. The only reason TRUMPTARD wants that wall is to put his name on it PERIOD! TRUMP for Prison 2020, his face will match his jumpsuit.
Leslie Joy Bates
Leslie Joy Bates 2 місяці тому
Wait, he did
Luminiferous Aether
Luminiferous Aether 2 місяці тому
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